When things that appear in the bathtub, for no reason, just suddenly happen to be there, you know not how they arrived, nor from where they came, when they look like this...
Do toys move of their own free will? and try to bite your ankle? and bounce all over the house when you chase them? and "go to the bathroom" in hard to clean corners?
This thing does. I thought it was a toy at first too, really, I did, but I think I was wrong. It's toying with me by showing up at odd places: basement, garage, mostly it hangs out in the bathroom.
There seems to be, well, if it IS a rubber toy, which it must be, but, except, ah, nevermind.
If it IS a rubber toy, inanimate, which I cannot bring myself to believe, then it must have a decomposed mouse in it that it ate when it was tired of gnawing on my ankle.
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i like the colors on this blog and i like that bathtub toy, too.
Do toys move of their own free will? and try to bite your ankle? and bounce all over the house when you chase them? and "go to the bathroom" in hard to clean corners?
This thing does. I thought it was a toy at first too, really, I did, but I think I was wrong. It's toying with me by showing up at odd places: basement, garage, mostly it hangs out in the bathroom.
freaky
The stench is unbelievable and overwhelming.
There seems to be, well, if it IS a rubber toy, which it must be, but, except, ah, nevermind.
If it IS a rubber toy, inanimate, which I cannot bring myself to believe, then it must have a decomposed mouse in it that it ate when it was tired of gnawing on my ankle.
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